User:TheCompanyTree

Actually Joe Schmoe

For the love of god please help me ive been trapped in this tree for over a million years and its getting hard to live i miss my parents i miss my kids i miss my friends the most of all im sorry for what i did you to guys i just wanted what was best for what was left of the world please forgive me ill do anything to get out of this god forsaken tree im most sorry to you odias you were a real friend to me we were muscle bros but i had to fuck everything up and do this to myself please let me walk on the earth once more i dont care how it has changed i just want to be able to feel the grass between my toes i dont even care if i have the stuff from the other world i dont even care if i keep my sword just let me keep the wind blowing against my face i cant stand it anymore i just cant im actualy going to go insane please for the love of god just let me live like a man has to